Funny Emergency Dad Jokes - Birthday, Anniversary, Family Gift For Daddy, Father, Grandpa, Husband, Men - Personalized Custom White Edge-to-Edge Mug

Personalized Edge-to-Edge Mug is the perfect choice for any occasion: Halloween, Autumn, Christmas, Birthday, Valentine's Day, Father’s Day, Mother's Day, Anniversary, Graduation, etc.

Message:

"Emergency dad jokes
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam
What do clouds wear? Thunderwear
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines".

Description

• This is a customized product with a customized design
• 11 oz. and 15 oz. options available.
• Grip it and sip it. Full-color imprinting, strong ceramic construction, and everyday convenience come together in one product.
• Microwave safe.
• Dishwasher safe.

PERSONALIZATION:

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• Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.
• Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
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